Once a week we have a science laboratory class, and we get to do scary experiments with dogs and bananas. Our teacher, Ms. Cameron Diaz, shows us how to do experiments. We have to work quickly or else we'll make a mess. We learn to use different ingredients to make spicy things like inexpensive household tamales and deodorizers that make a hotdog smell like a foot. Last week, we had a saucy accident in the lab. Austin mixed some windows with bread and added some oil, and the mixture exploded and blew two cells through the roof. So now our teacher makes us all wear fish nets during science class.
from a Chick Fil A kid's meal
underlined words by Keith