This afternoon.

I walked inside the house with Austin, then turned around and got something out of the car.

WHAM!

Austin shuts the door to the house and It. Is. Locked.

I was locked out of my own house with a toddler inside.

I called Keith.  I tried to keep Austin by the door.  Keith came home quickly!

Skip to tonight

I went to get us Panera for dinner.
On the way home I see what appears to be my favorite coffee cup in the middle of the street.
I drove off with my favorite coffee cup on my car.  Perfect.  Juust perfect.

I'm going to bed before anything else happens.